#Gold lantern visortalk full#

' To strike high, strike far, or to get unstuck? It's all about the club you use.

' When I offer you to go clubbing, I don't mean downtown.

' In this game, only losers go for that high score.'.

' Landscapers must make a lot of green off us golfers.

' If you land on the green, use a putter! Don't let your balls go flying away when you're THAT close.'.

' Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to.'.

If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!'.

' Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days.

Good thing you can get water out of a cactus.'.

' has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.'.

' According to, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn.

' Should I take up fishing? Bribing to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!'.

' The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!'.

' I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!'.

' I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me.'.

' I hit a hole in one! That's a good reason for us all to celebrate.

Time to put my club down and have a margarita.'.

' Golfing in THIS weather?! Only if you like swinging around a giant lightning rod!'.

' Water hazards are a lot larger when it rains, making it that much harder to reach the green!'.

' The odds of being struck by lightning are the same as the lottery.

Going outside swinging an iron is a winning ticket!'.

' This wind makes for a very difficult course.'.

' A strong gale adds challenge to a game of golf, but this is rather excessive.'.The grass grows too efficiently and makes the entire course rough.' I don't like practicing my swings on top of my family and friends.'.' Nothing better than having all this space to yourself.'.I dislike my life not being the same way.'.' Hate to say it, but I rather hate all the foot traffic here.'.How am I supposed to golf in a place like the Underground?' It has all the necessary features for golfing.'.' I especially think it's unwise to hang around a place like the Corruption/Crimson/Dungeon.'.' Unpopular opinion: I quite love having around.It's pretty unnecessary in a world like this.'.' I tried to teach a few slick golf tricks, but she schooled me instead! I like her.'.When the player's golf score is less than 500:.' If you keep swinging like that, you'll end up hurting someone.' You're going to need a lot of practice, I strongly recommend padding.'.When the player's golf score is between 5: Duck is tasty, however, so don't give up!'.' You're getting better! I am not fearing for my life anymore.'.Almost par for the course, if I must say.'.' Not quite champion level, but you'll do.'.Statistically, you are a wedge above the rest!' When the player's golf score is between 10:.' You're doing a good job out there! Should I be worried?'.When the player's golf score is above 2000:.' You are a God walking among mere mortals! A spectacular golfer!'.' If I had a trophy to give for your amazing swings, I'd give you ten!'.' What a breathtaking golfer! You may be at the top, but never stop reaching for it!'.

#Gold lantern visortalk full#

Finding the Golfer in the Underground Desert can prove somewhat difficult if there is no proper cave system, even with the Lifeform Analyzer.In multiplayer, the Golfer's shop unlocks are per player, so everyone must golf in order to purchase his full inventory.